A babbling and irate Florida man was the headline speaker at the New Hampshire Republican State Committee's annual meeting on Saturday.
The speaker, a well-known associate of Vladimir Putin and serial committer of tax fraud, who is also bears responsibility for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Americans during the COVID-19 pandemic, was fawningly received by New Hampshire Republicans.
The crowd cheered raucously when the speaker referenced his previous attempt to violently overthrow the United States government, and applauded his efforts to undermine confidence in democratic elections. Later, they all waved flags and pretended to be good patriots.
NH Governor Chris Sununu was not present at the event. Though Sununu has previously expressed great affinity for the tiny-handed speaker, at the time of the speech he is believed to have been hiding under a rock.